baker-p-i:

pseudo-seraphim:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

nikadd:

a-them-fatale:

laughconfetti:

proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

Same energy

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

Omg 😂

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

chuzzus:

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

runwithskizzers:

skypig357:

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

ideupstairs:

treeloverfan:

image

Was this the intention

very tired cat writing a term paper

bopeep:

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

caterpillarboi:
“uselessgaywhovian:
“Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022
”
the titanic II gonna hit a garbage island and sink, you heard it first from me
”

caterpillarboi:

uselessgaywhovian:

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

the titanic II gonna hit a garbage island and sink, you heard it first from me

theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

lady-pelham:
“ mawoftriskaidekathon:
“ loppytaffy:
“ laclefdescoeurs:
“ My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler
”
God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats
”
Fun facts:
• It cost $5,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is...

lady-pelham:

mawoftriskaidekathon:

loppytaffy:

laclefdescoeurs:

My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler

God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats

Fun facts:

  • It cost $5,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is more than $120,000 in today’s money.
  • I say 1888 because it took three years for Kahler to complete, reportedly because he spent most of the time studying and sketching each cat to get a feel for their personality.
  • It was painted for Kate Johnson, the title was her husband’s idea though, proving him the most patient and good-humored husband in the history of crazy cat ladies.
  • Speaking of cat ladies, the picture actually contains 42 cats. Or more specifically, Mrs. Johnson’s 42 most favorite cats. She had 350 in total.
  • It sold at auction via Sotheby’s a few days ago for over $800,000 dollars, vastly more than its $200,000-$300,000 estimate.
  • The buyer is a private collector in California.
  • Probably someone who really, really likes cats.
  • I mean, really likes cats.

I just feel for the maids who had to clean her house.

They would have not even had a vacuum cleaner to help them.